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The Bridge to Hawaii - Humour

 
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:49 pm    Post subject: The Bridge to Hawaii - Humour Reply with quote

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Here is some nice humour for your enjoyment.

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A man riding his Harley was riding along in California


when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. "



The biker pulled over and said,
"Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."


The Lord said,
"Your request is materialistic,
think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking;

the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific
and the concrete and steel it would take!

It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.


I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time.



Finally, he said,
"Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women;


I want to know how she feels inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,

what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy."



The Lord replied,
"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?










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